From "Much Ado About Nothing" which is almost a description of my life....
Conrade: You are an ass, you are an ass.
Dogberry: Dost thou not suspect my place? Dost thou not suspect my years? O that he were here to write me down an ass. But masters, remember that I am an ass: though it be not written down, yet forget not that I am an ass.
I must have been a foretold incarnation of Dogberry.