1. Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.
2. It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
3. Ma'am, would it make you feel any better if we told you that what we're asking Matthew to do is a holy thing?
4. SCMODS? State County Municipal Offender Data System.
5. Oh we have both kinds, country AND western!
6. They took the bar! The whole f***ing bar!
7. Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
9. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
10. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
11. Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.
12. It's not gonna be an orgy! It's a toga party.
13. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
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