Appetizer - If you were a dog, what breed would you be, and why?
A bulldog, because despite being ugly, the ladies still flock to them.
Soup - What does the color purple make you think of?
Eggplant, McDonald's Grimace
Salad - Approximately how long does it take you to get ready each morning?
Ready for what? My morning routine, 45-60 minutes depending how long I spend checking email and reading the news online.
Main Course - How many cousins do you have, and are you close to them?
More than I can count, and no, I'm not close to any of them. Just from immediate family, first cousins you would call them, 8, and they have 7 kids, and being Southern and Greek we should count my father's first cousins as cousins of mine so then it just increases exponentially.
Dessert - Take your initials (first, middle, last) and come up with something else those letters could stand for. (Example: SFO = Sweet Funny Otter)
MJC - Mostly Juvenile Carnivore