Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Ten on Tuesday #9

Ten Reasons It's Great to be a man/woman.


1. If it doesn't fit in your pocket or attach to your belt, you DON'T NEED IT.
2. Facial hair is not a bad thing.
3. You can pee standing up/the world is your urinal.
4. Bodily functions/noises are hilarious.
5. You understand and appreciate the work of Martin Scorsese, Quentin Tarantino, Chuck Norris....
6. You'll never complain about pain from a bra strap or under-wire, being hot wearing pantyhose, or wonder whether or not something makes you look fat.
7.Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
8. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
9. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
10. You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.
11. You know stuff about tanks.
12. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
13. Dry cleaners and hair-cutters don't rob you blind.
14. Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
15. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you.

6 comments:

Yano said...

This is a hilarious list! I actually agree with #'s 4 and 10...

Patois said...

Um, should one of your reasons be "Can't count to 10"? I'll see your #7 and point out my Target six-pack for $12. Very funny stuff.

Michael - Lover of Amy said...

Nah, simply a matter of there are far too many to limit to 10. Try google for the list of 100. :)

FRIGGA said...

Oh so true. Some make me jealous. Others make me glad to be a woman. ;-)

FRIGGA said...

Wait - do you mean to tell me I actually got my WW up before you this week? :-0

Bubba's Sis said...

(Sigh) I couldn't even come up with 10 reasons it's great to be a woman (got stuck at 7) so I did the "alternate list" this week.

I can pee standing up, too - but I can't write my name in the snow with it.