Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Ten on Tuesday #9

Ten Reasons It's Great to be a man/woman.

1. If it doesn't fit in your pocket or attach to your belt, you DON'T NEED IT.
2. Facial hair is not a bad thing.
3. You can pee standing up/the world is your urinal.
4. Bodily functions/noises are hilarious.
5. You understand and appreciate the work of Martin Scorsese, Quentin Tarantino, Chuck Norris....
6. You'll never complain about pain from a bra strap or under-wire, being hot wearing pantyhose, or wonder whether or not something makes you look fat.
7.Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
8. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
9. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
10. You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.
11. You know stuff about tanks.
12. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
13. Dry cleaners and hair-cutters don't rob you blind.
14. Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
15. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you.


Yano said...

This is a hilarious list! I actually agree with #'s 4 and 10...

Patois said...

Um, should one of your reasons be "Can't count to 10"? I'll see your #7 and point out my Target six-pack for $12. Very funny stuff.

Michael - Lover of Amy said...

Nah, simply a matter of there are far too many to limit to 10. Try google for the list of 100. :)

FRIGGA said...

Oh so true. Some make me jealous. Others make me glad to be a woman. ;-)

FRIGGA said...

Wait - do you mean to tell me I actually got my WW up before you this week? :-0

Bubba's Sis said...

(Sigh) I couldn't even come up with 10 reasons it's great to be a woman (got stuck at 7) so I did the "alternate list" this week.

I can pee standing up, too - but I can't write my name in the snow with it.