Ten Reasons It's Great to be a man/woman.
1. If it doesn't fit in your pocket or attach to your belt, you DON'T NEED IT.
2. Facial hair is not a bad thing.
3. You can pee standing up/the world is your urinal.
4. Bodily functions/noises are hilarious.
5. You understand and appreciate the work of Martin Scorsese, Quentin Tarantino, Chuck Norris....
6. You'll never complain about pain from a bra strap or under-wire, being hot wearing pantyhose, or wonder whether or not something makes you look fat.
7.Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
8. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
9. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
10. You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.
11. You know stuff about tanks.
12. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
13. Dry cleaners and hair-cutters don't rob you blind.
14. Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
15. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you.