What Would Jesus Do With an Oreo?
This was the leading question this morning at church. We are continuing to slog through the entirely downer-based rant of King Solomon called Ecclesiastes.
Today's section featured good 'ol Solie talking about what matters most is what is in the middle, the stuff as it is (an is officially called by Nabisco). So the message was, from the cradle to the grave, what you do in-between is what matters in the end, especially considering it doesn't go with you, but is what you are judged on.
So, it was a good lesson, but the opening bit, in which the speaker had some oreos on the stage, included the discussion of how do you eat an Oreo cookie? There are two schools of thought.... Number one, the dunker (milk being the ideal target), or the splitter who like Malkovich in Rounders makes it an art form).
I am and always have been a dunker and the speaker claims (as he is a splitter) that he believes that Jesus would be a splitter too.
Your votes and opinions are desired....
and, by the way, as we exited the auditorium, ushers were waiting and passing out 2-packs of Oreos!