Thursday, April 17, 2008

Some Valtoolisms

To begin, Ferris Bueller said that John Lennon said "I don't believe in isms, I only believe in me." Ferris then said "After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus but I'd still have to bum rides off of people."

Valtoolism #1 - The glass is neither half empty nor is it half full. It IS, however, twice as big as it needs to be to accomplish its task.

Valtoolism #2 - If at first you don't succeed, punt.

Valtoolism #3 - There is absolutely no point in making your bed in the morning if you are simply going to sleep in it and mess it up again later that night.


maria said...

I love Ferris Bueller-isms! :-) We throw them around occasionally in our family! :-)

Bubba's Sis said...

Totally agree with #3!!!

Debbie said...

First visit. I love Valtoolism #1

Too funny.

FRIGGA said...

Haha, great isms! Well, except that last one - I totally disagree! ;-0