Saturday, December 27, 2008

The Bro Code

One of the gifts I received for Christmas was a book from my brother Peter. This book is titled, The Bro Code as "authored" by Barney Stinson and Matt Kuhn. Barney Stinson is a fictional character on the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother played by Neil Patrick Harris. Barney is the ultimate guy's guy and lady's man. It's funny how well he plays the character considering the actor is openly gay.

According to the Bro Code...

If a bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when full-grown.

When wearing a cap, the Bro may position the brim at 12 o'clock or 6 o'clock, anything inbetween is reserved for rappers and the handicapped.

A Bro must always post bail for another Bro unless it's out of state or like, crazy expensive. (crazy expensive equals # of years you have known Bro time $100)

A Bro shall stop everything he's doing and watch Die Hard if it is on TV. The same goes for the Shawshank Redemption, Top Gun, The Big Lebowski, the first half of Full Metal Jacket, and porn.

If a Bro forgets a guy's name he may call him "brah," "dude," or "man," but never "Bro."

A Bro shall drop whatever he's doing and rush to help another Bro dump a chick.

Bros before Hos.

If two bros decide to catch a movie together, they shall not attend one starting later than 4:40pm.

If a Bro should pick up a guitar at a party and start playing, another Bro shall point out that he is a tool.

1 comment:

Jeff said...

Heh. Val got me that as a stocking stuffer for Christmas, too!