Ten things/events that should be in the Olympics
1. Texas Hold'em Poker
2. NAT Auto Racing - Navigating Atlanta Traffic
3. Pixel-catching, as he always tries to get out and we are making him an indoor kitty.
4. The Basset Hound 500 aka Puppy Power. Lucy was a champion doing laps around the backyard and she never crashed into the wall or fence.
5. The grocery biathalon - Phase 1 - finding a parking spot and walking faster than competitors to get through the door with your cart. Phase two - select the fastest lane to checkout and shoot your cart into the cart coral from where you parked.
6. The music stamina test - who can survive the longest being forced to listen to the likes of Paris Hilton, Miley Cyrus, Billy Ray Cyrus, Jojo, Lindsey Lohan
7. Single-handed bra unhooking (men's sport).
8. Thong wedgie removing (female sport).
9. Turkey bowling (frozen turkey as the ball, 2 litre soda bottles as the pins).
10. Shrimp dipping - you, a light in the water, a dip net and the shrimp.