Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Ten on Tuesday #15

Ten things/events that should be in the Olympics

1. Texas Hold'em Poker
2. NAT Auto Racing - Navigating Atlanta Traffic
3. Pixel-catching, as he always tries to get out and we are making him an indoor kitty.
4. The Basset Hound 500 aka Puppy Power. Lucy was a champion doing laps around the backyard and she never crashed into the wall or fence.
5. The grocery biathalon - Phase 1 - finding a parking spot and walking faster than competitors to get through the door with your cart. Phase two - select the fastest lane to checkout and shoot your cart into the cart coral from where you parked.
6. The music stamina test - who can survive the longest being forced to listen to the likes of Paris Hilton, Miley Cyrus, Billy Ray Cyrus, Jojo, Lindsey Lohan
7. Single-handed bra unhooking (men's sport).
8. Thong wedgie removing (female sport).
9. Turkey bowling (frozen turkey as the ball, 2 litre soda bottles as the pins).
10. Shrimp dipping - you, a light in the water, a dip net and the shrimp.

6 comments:

Jennifer of Dog.Yarn.Knit. said...

ha. your list was great! i like the grocery biathalon.

i played, too.

FRIGGA said...

Hey, I came across an article I thought you might get a laugh out of: http://www.cracked.com/article_16445_5-most-unintentionally-scarring-80s-music-videos.html

Bubba's Sis said...

Ooo! Great events!

Joyce said...

I would enjoy watching some turkey bowling. :)

Teena in Toronto said...

#6 sounds brutal!

I played too :)

Nancy said...

I hear ya on number 2. We just went through Atlanta on our way to Florida and made the mistake of going through it instead of around it. The big question...how do you get anywhere with all the roads and ramps closed?
We spent over an hour trying to get through your fine town.