Thursday, April 12, 2007

Thursday Thirteen - Movie Quotes

Thirteen Things about Michael

Here's some great/favorite movie quotes! (Comedies)

1. I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that. Say Anything

2. Abominable. Can you believe that? Do I look abominable to you? Why can't they call me the Adorable Snowman, or the Agreeable Snowman, for crying out loud? I'm a nice guy. Monsters, Inc.

3. It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it! Blues Brothers

4. Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Animal House

5. Bart: Are we awake? Jim: We're not sure. Are we black?
Bart: Yes, we are. Jim: Then we're awake, but very puzzled. Blazing Saddles

6. Yo, bartender, Jobu needs a refill. Major League

7. Well, so am I! I mean, look at me, all right, what I'm wearing. I mean, I'm playing for Rio Grande Short-Haul Trucking, Briggs and Brown Sanitation, First State Bank of Salome, Woody's Smokehouse... You think a... you think a guy like me bothers to worry about the percentages? Tin Cup

8. Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic. Bull Durham

9. People on 'ludes should not drive. Fast Times at Ridgemont High

10. Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that. Better Off Dead

11. No weezing the ju-uice! Encino Man

12. Son, you're looking at a legend. I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot a like, daddy. Smokey and the Bandit

13. Honey, you think KFC is still open? Old School

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Christine said...

These are classic! Made me laugh. Especially the Blazing Saddles, Monsters, Inc and Old School quotes.

I'm all about lessons learned from my mom and dad.

Kathy said...

I didn't recognize any of these with the exception of Monsters, Inc. I do really like the quote from Say Anything; I may have to revisit that movie.
I'm surprised you didn't have any quotes from Napoleon Dynamite...seems everyone is quoting that movie.
Thanks for sharing! Good list! I tend to just quote romantic comedies.

Ingrid said...

great list this week! very funny!

Raggedy said...

Good lines!
Happy TT'ing!

Nicole said...

Very funny list! My fav is the Monsters Inc. quote - I loved that movie!

Happy TT!

Mercy's Maid said...

I've never seen most of these. Maybe I need to hit the video rental store this weekend. :)

JAM said...

I love the Say Anything and Smokey and the Bandit ones.

In Smokey and the Bandit II, Bufort T. and son almost hit an alligator in the road. The stupid son says, "Daddy, look at that big ugly alligator." Buford T. replies, "That reminds me. I need to call your Mama."

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