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1. Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children. 2. It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it. 3. Ma'am, would it make you feel any better if we told you that what we're asking Matthew to do is a holy thing? 4. SCMODS? State County Municipal Offender Data System. 5. Oh we have both kinds, country AND western! 6. They took the bar! The whole f***ing bar! 7. Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! 9. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode. 10. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. 11. Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude. 12. It's not gonna be an orgy! It's a toga party. 13. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen! Links to other Thursday Thirteens! 1. (leave your link in comments, I’ll add you here!) |
Wednesday, October 03, 2007
Thursday Thirteen #29
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This is a list I can love. 1 and 2 are my favorites.
My first introduction to Belushi was watching SNL over the back of the couch without my parents' realizing it when I was about five years old.
I didn't really understand it til I was ten, though.
-- MissMeliss
Good list. Happy TT.
Your TT makes me want to see "Animal House" and "The Blues Brothers" all over again. Another favorite quote of mine from "Animal House" is when Bluto says, "Eight years of college down the drain".
#2 is all that needs to be said. this list would have been perfect with that one repeated 12 more times
#2 is the greatest line ever. I also love 6 and 7.
These made me laugh, and I haven't even seen any Belushi movies all the way through.
I know some of those - but I don't think I've seen many of his movies. :P
Some channel is showing the Blues Brothers like every other night...I think we've watched it 3 times in the past 2 weeks. :)
Loved him....makes you wonder what he'd be doing today.
Great, great list! He was so funny. Too bad he died too soon.
Happy TT!
Man...don't we all miss John Belushi? To quote some graffiti from back in the day, he could have given us a lot more laughs, but noooooo...!
I'd have liked to link back to my blog---my colleague did a piece on 13 ways to get more out of T13---but you don't have your comments enabled for platforms other than google. We're at number 18 on the list, Buck Naked Politics....
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