Friday Feast #9

Appetizer
Name something you would not want to own.
1. A sidewalk cafe in Baghdad, Iraq.
2. A copy of "From Kelly to Justin" or "Gigli"
Soup
Describe your hair (texture, color, length, etc.).
Deep brown, parted on the left if too long to wash and go.
Salad
Finish this sentence: I’ll never forget ___________.
I'd like ot say game two of the 1980 World Series (which I attended at age 9), but I know the PC answers are things like, the first time I met Amy, the time I married Amy, and the trip I'm going to take to China with Amy to get our unnamed baby girl.
Main Course
Which famous person would you like to be for one day? Why?
Bill Gates. So I could transfer a few million of his dollars into the account of this couple from Georgia who are planning to go to China to adopt an as-of-yet unnamed baby girl.
Dessert
Write one sentence about yourself that includes one thing that is true and another thing that is not.
I would have enlisted in the Army had my health never prevented it, but I am glad I never did. (interesting dessert, as the truth and the untruth could be either one!)